Did my Instagram get more likings than her Yelp review tonight? © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "DOES YOUR CHEWING GUM LOSE ITS FLAVOR ON THE BEDPOST OVERNIGHT?" BY: THE MUPPETS BONUS QUOTE: "My wife probably tells me that I never listen to her." UNKNOWN		Is it just me, or has modern dating gotten more stressful than ever? This girl I'd like to plow I dine her to and fro Her name's Ophelia We met on Social Media A friend I'm in her zone I think I'm getting pwned I sneak out to the rest room For a heads-up on the blow Did my Instagram get more likings? Than her Yelp review tonight? Did my Snapchat friends all caught it? When she duckfaced me outright? Should I Podcast us and waffle? While we've Siri by our sides? Was this Chick-fil-A to her liking? Should I call an Uber ride? But the date is moving on To Ready Player One An 80s movie Nostalgia so groovy She Tweets out discontent Much like the President Again I hit the rest room And I'm feeling kinda spent Did my Facebook status update? Get ahead of things tonight? Social Media's complicated! I don't think I do it right! Should I use WhatsApp and sext her? While I Tinder on the side? Oops! - I swiped right on her sister! Guess I'll sleep alone tonight! But there's always PornHub, right? © Peter Andersson 2018
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