Dilbert's cubicle's not that fun © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "PUBLIC ENEMY NO. 1" BY: MEGADETH BONUS QUOTE: "I think my ADD cured my anxiety, I can't concentrate on anything long enough to feel bothered." SCOTT ADAMS		The title of this parody could just as well have been "Dilbert comics are really fun", the idea kinda started out that way, but as writing proceeded and other lines fell into place I couldn't help but notice how out of tune such a title would be with the rest of the song (except maybe for the two lines after the solo). It might also have contributed that I started writing the whole damn thing during the gloaming hours of a long vacation and that I'm pretty much kind of a cubicle worker myself these days. Dilbert's cubicle's not that fun Tell me where the work gets done The pointy haired boss is really dumb And that Wally just hangs around Dilbert's cubicle's not that fun Alice stomping means cut and run The C.E.O is a real loose gun And Dogbert's feeding on everyone It's just hell all day As was yesterday Don't know why they stay With what personnel will pay Think iPersonnel With MySpace type clientele Minecrafting with cereal (Dilbert's cubicle's not that fun) They're not at Intel I don't think it's working well Management is outta hell (Dilbert's cubicle's not that fun) Dilbert's cubicle's not that fun Ratbert's IQ is off and gone When the Elbonian sales are on Dirty bad biz is what gets done Dilbert's cubicle's not that fun The robot man is the smartest one Another product just hit the brown And the network is always down They're like living dead Even loudmouth Ted Watch them turn a head To the bullshit bingo spread Think iGadgetry From boredom and apathy Brought to you drawn affably (Dilbert's cubicle's not that fun) They're all supervised Their products are overpriced Catbert got their souls in heist (Dilbert's cubicle's not that fun) SOLO The daily strip's a comic - thoroughbred Everyone who reads - have a laughter up ahead Think iEngineers With Asok the volunteer Interned there for twenty years (Dilbert's cubicle's not that fun) They're employable With tasks ungoogleable Stuck inside a project hell (Dilbert's cubicle's not that fun) Dilbert's cubicle Dilbert's cubicle Dilbert's cubicle Dilbert's cubicle © Peter Andersson 2015
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