Diluvian kinky bonk tar defenestration © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "AMERICAN HONKY-TONK BAR ASSOCIATION" BY: GARTH BROOKS BONUS QUOTE: "The biblical account of Noah's Ark and the Flood is perhaps the most implausible story for fundamentalists to defend. Where, for example, while loading his ark, did Noah find penguins and polar bears in Palestine?" JUDITH HAYES		If you want to you can exercise your free will and skip this intro, it isn't necessary for the song, it's just a recollection of how such a weird title came to be. In the beginning there was nothing but "kinky bonk women" to a well known tune from Rolling Stones. After that loose idea it quickly transferred to this OS and degenerated to "(Something) German kinky bonk scar association". Scar was expelled and replaced with tar when I learned that the latter is slang for sailor. At about the same time diluvian came to replace the prefix-free Germans. Then I fell under the weather and the whole theme drifted away from me for a while. Later, when I started over and a flood of lines begun to pair up, I saw that it was good but that the last word needed to be implying some kind of severe punishment. It struck me that even Noah's Ark must have had some kind of windows on its higher levels, from which sinners and crooks could be thrown to the sharks and crocs, and there, albeit with verses and my lifeguard muse still treading the open waters of uncompleted creation, I had at least finally disembarked "diluvian kinky bonk tar defenestration". If your love life depends on Old Noah and the flock If your congregation offers Nothing more than a breeding stock If your wife's to pout her lips out And you go to the stalls in desperation Then you're facing A cracked yak diluvian kinky bonk tar defenestration When shaggy rams turns up their sockets And such flings you're behind If when scholars doze you're with your hose Swinging on the ice bear line Hell - rejoice but make no noise You will be spurned and held for flood causation Then - Deportation It calls for diluvian kinky bonk tar defenestration They're heaven sent so manx cats, wolf packs, razorbacks, donkey jacks and oxen are not to be ploughed In part 'cos they're moo-saic And such love is not allowed You'll get no formal investigation You'll get no penile croc jaw castration Just a diluvian kinky bonk tar defenestration If you're the scum, too readily, in Pax Vobiscum, you'll go down If you reach for cub, scout for land, or you're gonna drown If to you parrot chatter is Viagra from a beak then on boar-d Depravation's - No medication It calls for diluvian kinky bonk tar defenestration They're heaven sent so don't snog bullfrogs, wild hogs, dirty dogs or siskins and tell it out loud In part 'cos they're ark-haic And such love attracts more clouds There'll be no Red Sea Mose Law salvation You'll get no last rite oil lubrication Just a diluvian kinky bonk tar defenestration A just cause diluvian kinky bonk tar defenestration If lambs you lay - begone today! A roll in the hay's - not done that way! © Peter Andersson 2009
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