Dog ate the postman © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "TEN O'CLOCK POSTMAN" BY: SECRET SERVICE BONUS QUOTE: "Whether the weather be fine, or whether the weather be not, whether the weather be cold, or whether the weather be hot, we'll weather the weather, whatever the weather, whether we like it or not." UNKNOWN		Snailmail's still alive - no thanks to this dog! Barking at postmen Braving the weather Barking at postmen That is my setter I hope it's a phase I have her tethered Barking at postmen That is my setter Hope he ain't bitter He's walking away in resume Wondering why he isn't indoors in sales You're wary around my dog "Doom" A hand out to pet him is drawn back in quail I'll build a rail Throwing him something to eat The "Halloween Gobstopper" is his nickname Chasing out kids in the street Collecting their droppings I have had him trained Scaring the postmen Braving the weather Scaring the postmen That is my setter Been like this for days But it is tethered Scaring the postmen That is my setter Black sheep of litter December is cold out for sure He's barking his head off to voice his complaints No good, cats flip him the bird If he could climb trees they would surely be maimed Break the constraints When I am gone for the day I have to leave him to chase his own tail I come home to news of dismay This must be fixed, yes I should build that rail Biting a postman Braving the weather Biting a postman Bad dog my setter I hope it's a phase I'll have it neutered Biting a postman Bad dog my setter Hope he gets better Braving the weather "Doom" ate the postman Puking up letters It's broken away I had it tethered Dog ate the postman I'll be in fetters! Dog ate the postman Blood on my letters "Doom" ate the postman Bad dog my setter! There's gore on display Limbs have been severed Dog ate the postman I'll be in fetters! © Peter Andersson 2018
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