Dog ate the postman
© PETER ANDERSSON

A MUSIC PARODY
BASED ON:
"TEN O'CLOCK POSTMAN"
BY: SECRET SERVICE



BONUS QUOTE:
"Whether the weather be fine, or whether the weather be not, whether the weather be cold, or whether the weather be hot, we'll weather the weather, whatever the weather, whether we like it or not."
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Snailmail's still alive - no thanks to this dog!
The original song and a video for it can be heard/seen HERE.

Barking at postmen
Braving the weather
Barking at postmen
That is my setter
I hope it's a phase
I have her tethered
Barking at postmen
That is my setter
Hope he ain't bitter

He's walking away in resume
Wondering why he isn't indoors in sales
You're wary around my dog "Doom"
A hand out to pet him is drawn back in quail
I'll build a rail

Throwing him something to eat
The "Halloween Gobstopper" is his nickname
Chasing out kids in the street
Collecting their droppings I have had him trained

Scaring the postmen
Braving the weather
Scaring the postmen
That is my setter
Been like this for days
But it is tethered
Scaring the postmen
That is my setter
Black sheep of litter

December is cold out for sure
He's barking his head off to voice his complaints
No good, cats flip him the bird
If he could climb trees they would surely be maimed
Break the constraints

When I am gone for the day
I have to leave him to chase his own tail
I come home to news of dismay
This must be fixed, yes I should build that rail

Biting a postman
Braving the weather
Biting a postman
Bad dog my setter
I hope it's a phase
I'll have it neutered
Biting a postman
Bad dog my setter
Hope he gets better

Braving the weather
"Doom" ate the postman
Puking up letters
It's broken away
I had it tethered
Dog ate the postman
I'll be in fetters!

Dog ate the postman
Blood on my letters
"Doom" ate the postman
Bad dog my setter!
There's gore on display
Limbs have been severed
Dog ate the postman
I'll be in fetters!



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