Dogs throw up on me © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "DON'T WAIT UP FOR ME" BY: THE DONNAS BONUS QUOTE: "Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant." UNKNOWN		One morning during the last of the dog days of summer (that's "rötmånad" for you Swedes) I woke up from the smell of rotten apples, toppled garbage and an emerging feeling that my song writing had started to be in good taste too often - and the latter made me feel sick! A remedy was needed, a really repulsive remedy, so I uncleaned up my (t)act and set out to step in to some unleashed pits of pooch woetry. The original song and a video for it can be heard/seen HERE. Dogs - disturbs my slumber The stupid mutts want me to get up Ouch - their breaths are weapons Like rotten vomit in an athlete's cup Gawd I - will throw up But a mutt Goes first and it won't stop Dog flu puke is hot and it lasts for long My dogs throw up on me I should have bought a cat, a single one 'Cos dogs throw up on me It - can stomach one more round But more its mother's coming up behind Then - there are some other hounds Two Poodles, Beagles and some pups in line Gawd I - must throw up But the mutts Goes first and it won't stop Yeller puke is hot and its stench is strong My dogs throw up on me I'm glad I've no Bernard, who has the runs 'Cos dogs relieve on me They keep barfing, I can't make them hold up Nobody knows when stomach flu ends They keep barking, I can't make them shut up And when they're through I'll bet it starts again too soon Gawd I - will throw up (he'll throw up) But the mutts (and the pups) Goes first and it won't stop Now let me tell you 'bout my dogs Canine puke is hot and it just goes on I don't think they like me Flock leader's named Ralph, gee was I dumb Now dogs throw up on me They puke and bark and it never stops My dogs are after me I think I'm getting tic(k)s, from everyone I must be breaking free I'll tell you 'bout my dogs The mutts (the mutts) they never stop My dogs throw up on me (wish it stopped) I'm gonna buy a gun, a gatling gun And shoot each one in three! © Peter Andersson 2009
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