Easy ways to fight the (global) warming © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "50 WAYS TO LEAVE YOUR LOVER" BY: PAUL SIMON BONUS QUOTE: "According to a new U.N report, the global warming outlook is much worse than originally predicted, which is pretty bad when they originally predicted it would destroy the planet." JAY LENO		It was twenty below zero (Celsius, not Farenheit) when I wrote the lion's share (or maybe that should be snow leopard's share) of this parody. But it’s on a hot topic! The winter gets shorter every year, they say to me The temperature's rising if you watch it globally I wanna cool them cos they're barking the wrong tree There are such easy ways to fight the warming They say the balance of the planet has been skewed Furthermore, we need some greener fuels that all can be renewed As they exhaust themselves I am stating rather crude There are such easy ways to fight the warming Easy ways to fight the warming You just open the fridge, Midge Stack up on snow, Moe You can stop to exhale, Gale That'll set my ears free Chill out on the job, Bob An' eat an ice cream, Jean Instead of those beans, Dean Your friends will thank me Read more in the dark, Mark That fat makes you sweat, Bret Your wife's needing no toys, Royce Hence no batteries Hold back your farts, Art An' dry hair in the wind, Mind' Serve up more food raw, Ma I'm sure you'll agree They say the coming drought will make me long for rain That it will be Hell an' arduous to make it cool again I say that logic dictates that... An' further I'll explain about the easy ways They say I've lead for brains and proof nowhere in sight And I retort - that's just hot air that you've got from Al Gore's site And then they hiss me - and a wall of ice in eyes will come to light That is one easy way to fight the warming Easy ways to fight the warming Just give up on the °F, Jeff Switch over to °C, Dee Then stay in the shade, Wade That'll temper-rate thee Relocate to Mars, Lars Bring back the cold war, Thor A penguin's a pet, Rhett For lower degrees Don't be so damn hot, Dott' Stay home an' just chill, Phil Hold back on the rave, Dave Let's not disagree Do manual flush, Gus You don't need to diss sludge, Madge You can fertilize shit, Mitt Just take it from me © Peter Andersson 2012
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