Eat the pets © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "EAT THE RICH" BY: MOTORHEAD BONUS QUOTE: "I'm on a seafood diet, I see food and I eat it." UNKNOWN		Who had doghouse barbeque influencers for September? Who had vets vetting migration patterns becoming a major issue during election? Who could possibly have figured that Kamala would have to put a collar on PETA and neuter their stranglehold on old leftist human-animal policy in order not to upset all new voters coming in from nations and places where stray dogs are to be shot on sight and litters don't all make it to adulthood unless kids learn to not chicken out on eating bugs from the ground. Old habits die hard. Go Kamala Go! The original song and a video for it can be heard/seen HERE. You know 'Murca is the land of meat Come here if balooneys' enough For the milk, for the honey Just like a good Juan We've a shih tzu fireside Whole party's unified Supporters come pass the border Binge on lemming quads Come on migrants, eat the pets Human rights here's as good as it gets Come show up, in the flick of a switch Come on migrants, on the fritz Come here quickly, there's no grits Sitting down for a rabbit thai Ask the waiter for shepherd's pie Don't take a knee, or chicken at three If frozen let it go Hamsters and filly strips You'll love the taste of chihuahua nips Have poodle, it's now yankee-doodle On the kitchen stove Come on migrants, eat the pets The supply here's as good as it gets Go tits up with your parakeet itch Come on migrants, bring the nets Come on migrants, take out vets Come on migrants, eat a donkey Come on migrants, the full monty Have a ewe, if your cup of tea Suck down, dessert honey bees Stew a pony, have a cow calzone Horns go down Juan Eat farmer's market geese Eat red-blooded eagle cheese Elfs off-the-shelf, you'll chow down twelve Or try the dachshund bones Come on migrants, eat the pets Suburbs here's as good as it gets Come show up, put a cat in a quiche Come on migrants, swamp like frogs Come on migrants, eat the dogs Running here like on fire cheetahs I wanna greet you - SUCK ON IT PETA! Come here migrants, eat the pets! Come now migrants, eat the pets! Come all migrants, eat the pets! Come on migrants, eat the peeeets! © Peter Andersson 2024
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