Female silence
© PETER ANDERSSON

A MUSIC PARODY
BASED ON:
"LOVE AND MARRIAGE"
BY: FRANK SINATRA



BONUS QUOTE:
"I haven't spoken to my wife in years, I didn't want to interrupt her."
RODNEY DANGERFIELD
 
Some people don't know when to stop their loquaciousness, their talkativeness, their verboseness, their wordiness, their garrulousness... (Editorial Break: Or their litanies). Those people are usually women.

Female silence, female silence
It's as rare as gold or Amish violence
This I tell you brother
They can't stop yap with one another

When they mingle, when they mingle
They get so high you'll see their eyeballs tingle
They have logorrhea
They think that is a panacea

Young, young, young ones are the worst kind
while on a cell phone
Get, get, get a piece of intertwined
mind from the talk zone

Female silence, female silence
It's as rare as taxmen making new friends
Passion, cash and fashion
Without compassion get their ration

Yap! Yap! Yap! Can they shut up? No!
That's an illusion
Try, try, try to break it up, they'll go
into seclusion

When they mingle, when they mingle
It's like a hen house / white noise / blah-blah jingle
Dad went deaf by mother
It's not rehearsed
We men are cursed
I sometimes wonder why we bother

Good Night!



© Peter Andersson 2006

   

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