Feng Shui taught by Vlad © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "FELIZ NAVIDAD" BY: JOSE FELICIANO BONUS QUOTE: "At first I wanted to be an evil genius, but my mom said that evil geniuses aren't very nice, that's when I decided to become an evil idiot instead." TIM MAYFIELD		Feng Shui: Ancient Chinese furnishing and geomancy technique. Vlad the Impaler: Also known as Count Dracula. Feng Shui taught by Vlad Feng Shui taught by Vlad Feng Shui taught by Vlad Would make a stewardess scream like mad Feng Shui taught by Vlad Feng Shui taught by Vlad Feng Shui taught by Vlad Should feel quite homely to deadbeat dads A ten foot wall in all six directions A six foot fan in the coffin's section A rubber stakes on the floor collection And a thrombus coffee mill! The fridge back at Vlad's The fridge back at Vlad's The fridge back at Vlad's Is not affected by woking fads The fridge back at Vlad's The fridge back at Vlad's The fridge back at Vlad's Will never show up in kitchen ads The dead white meat of a too slow waiter Bloodworm Foo Yong from the under-cater Frozen mosquitos as snacks for later And an AB-Seltzer pill! © Peter Andersson 2005
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