Fisted in the fine print © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "FÅNGAD AV EN STORMVIND" BY: CAROLA BONUS QUOTE: "A girl phoned me the other day and said "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home." RODNEY DANGERFIELD		Is there a shortage of parodies about how cell phone service providers are fisting their clients in the fine print? Judging from the reactions to a previous parody of mine that might be the case and so I've taken it up upon myself to do a full fledged examination of the woes of a fistee. Should have called a whole lot less For cell phone I signed up, now I have to pay It was stupid I confess The fine print tricks I've signed cost my ass the light of day I was lured it was a free ride all the way But then their debt collector ripped me open, hey I've been fisted in the fine print Cell phone scam, wallet's subject to wham bam When they're cleaning out my bankroll Fisted in the fine print I'd knew jack, now I have to live on plaque And I'm busted up from crack to sack It is time to hang them up The money that I lost it will not come back Love them less than IRS I'd thrust my phone up theirs, but it's at the repo man Poor connection in all tunnels was a sign Free I though until they grabbed the ass of mine I've been fisted in the fine print High and dry, cell phone service' makes me cry When they're cleaning out my bankroll Fisted in the fine print They get rich, I'm their inmate worn out bitch And I'm busted up from crack to sack All they offered, support up in Assghanistan My blood thirst 'wakens as my dooough trickles in their hand I've been fisted in the fine print Fisted in the fine print Oh my Gawd, wish I'd told them all to sod Now they're cleaning out my bankroll Fisted in the fine print Hear me hoot, down and out and destitute As I'm busted up from crack to sack Fisted in the fine print I've been fisted in the fine print © Peter Andersson 2007
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