Followed by gnomes © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "FOLLOW YOU HOME" BY: NICKELBACK BONUS QUOTE: "Fear is a question: What are you afraid of, and why? Just as the seed of health is in illness, because illness contains information, your fears are a treasure house of self-knowledge if you explore them." MARILYN FERGUSON		This one started way back in 2008 as an idea for a Halloween song, now after a long hiatus it has ended up somewhere between a list song and a fairytale basher. Admittedly not my best work but if you buy the concept of a fairy tale creatures serial killer in backlash trouble it will make some sort of sense, or so I hope. The original song and a video for it can be heard/seen HERE. I've put Zombies back in graves And I've shot Gargoyles to the ground And I've smashed Fairies in the head And Easter Bunnies half to death And none could ever track me down And I've cleaned Santa out of ho-es And driven Boogeymen insane And I've bit Donner in the leg And caused a mute Golem to beg And swung a chain at Leatherface And I've stayed ahead But now I'm followed by Gnomes And I can't take five… Cos they're worse than all my Exes Worse than PMS in Teens Like a douchebag date with Satan And an Ogre that is green Worse than beer cans full of mace Or probed by fingers of ETs Worse than Salesmen on the phone I'm… I'm now followed by Gnomes I'm now followed by Gnomes I've nailed Succubi to walls And spun Medusa's head around Messed up Sleeping Beauty's bed And I've chased Hobbits 'til they're dead And Humpty Dumpty I've pushed down I've made White Doves rest in peace…es Lizzy Borden I have hacked And put an end to Poltergeists And shot Santa down from height And Rudolph's nose I've painted black And I've stayed ahead But now I'm followed by Gnomes And I can't take five… Cos they're mean like drunken Rednecks Worse than Boyband songs for Tweens Worse than donkeys hot for matin' In Al-Qaida caves unseen Like a Klingon with a phaser And an itching STD Like a Macarena dial tone… I'm now followed by Gnomes I'm now followed by Gnomes I've drowned Kraken in a wave And I've tripped Bigfoot to the ground I've slaughtered Earworms in my head And of them Elves there are none left Hell Hounds could never sniff me down But I can't take five… Cos they're the race I couldn't axe They are the miners all too mean Like a fumble in last quarter Now the game has turned on me Like a campus guard with tasers Like a poked hive killer bees Like the North Pole under ozone… I'm now hunted by Gnomes I'm now hunted by Gnomes I'm now hunted by Gnomes I'm now hunted by Gnomes I'm now hunted by Gnomes © Peter Andersson 2009
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