Gay Smurfs (Rule 34) © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "HEY GIRL" BY: O.A.R. BONUS QUOTE: "In the Smurf language rat poison is called "smurf", but so is strawberry lemonade. I guess what I'm trying to say is there used to be waaay more Smurfs." JACK BOOT		Having recently learned about the existence of cartooned smurf fanfic erotica and also about the so called Rule 34 ("if it exists, there is porn of it") I initially assumed the smurf part would all somehow be centered around Smurfette. Not so! Fact check it at your own peril 'cos here's another song about cartoons on the blue side of the internet. I surfed the deep web last night, and was quite overwhelmed I fell off my effing seat, and got blue butt myself I like the Smurfs, but that weren't right Like sex with sheep, and Bronies grooming girls all night Blue fanfics are crazy, but they're for free That part's OK, rest is not my cup of tea Gay Smurfs came at me, and filled the window Gay Smurfs artistry, my jaw's on the floor I'm online again tonight, though I feel it ain't right I am pussywhipped for more, and that Catwoman's tight, sure is Jess' Rabbit threadbare, she's really my kind A tooned honey bear, that I wish that I could find These fanfics are crazy, should let them be I'll surf away, once this Baywatch toon I've seen Gay Smurfs on the beach, with blue saddle sores God, my eyes need bleach, to wipe the hardcore But God, there is more! Handy and Hefty, with nothing blurred And Gargamel and Farmer Smurf when packing turds I closed tab on Nat, dancing 'round a pole And don't ask about Clumsy, under Vanity's hard control In my mind there's still Lucky, he's with Monty in the air Though I'd get to catch a bit Smurfette, and her affairs And all this smut I tell you, was just not worth the surf There's still no Kardashians with Smurfs! Gay Smurfs popped at me, by rule 34 Gay Smurfs leave me be, I don't wanna know! This search I deplore (Gay Smurfs) Found smutty cartooning A search I deplore (Gay Smurfs) Much smutty cartooning Don't wanna know (Gay Smurfs) 'Bout Garfield and pussy Won't look for toons no more (Gay Smurfs) So I'm going back to chicks And the ewes I've got next door © Peter Andersson 2018
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