My stalker left me for George Clooney
© PETER ANDERSSON

A MUSIC PARODY
BASED ON:
"SO LONELY"
BY: THE POLICE



BONUS QUOTE:
"I'm not one of those guys that's like ‘Screw marriage.’ I'm just talking about the realities of it. Like when you start a relationship, it's built on romance. Romance is the thing. I met her and she met me and there was this chemistry and it's very real and that's what gets you in the game. It's just romance. And then after, ya know, fifteen years of car payments and dead relatives and dead pets, there's no time for romance. You ultimately become business partners in a horrible non-profit organization."
TOM PAPA
 
I fully expect at least half of my gutter minded readers to expect it from the title, but these new lyrics will not end with a ménage à trois. :-)
The original song and a video for it can be heard/seen HERE.

My stalker broke in late one day
Said she'll pursue another bae
I wished her luck, said I don't care
Who is the new schmuck you'll threadbare?

She told me and we bid farewell
I went and bought some Zinfandel
Then sent it to her new sweetheart
The note said "Learn some Martial Arts!"

George Clooney
George Clooney
George Clooney
George Clooney

George Clooney
George Clooney

As of late he looks well done for
At the drugstore an eyesore
All worn out and his age now shows
Walks around in slept-in clothes

I'll now confess that it was me
Who nudged their "love" illicitly
Daily flowers I sent to her door
And lovely cards all signed with "Yours!"

George Clooney
George Clooney
George Clooney
George Clooney

George Clooney
George Clooney

(AND HERE'S HER STRING RIPPING PART)

George Clooney
George Clooney
George Clooney

Poor Clooney
Poor Clooney
Poor Clooney

Etc



© Peter Andersson 2018

   

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