My stalker left me for George Clooney © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "SO LONELY" BY: THE POLICE BONUS QUOTE: "I'm not one of those guys that's like ‘Screw marriage.’ I'm just talking about the realities of it. Like when you start a relationship, it's built on romance. Romance is the thing. I met her and she met me and there was this chemistry and it's very real and that's what gets you in the game. It's just romance. And then after, ya know, fifteen years of car payments and dead relatives and dead pets, there's no time for romance. You ultimately become business partners in a horrible non-profit organization." TOM PAPA		I fully expect at least half of my gutter minded readers to expect it from the title, but these new lyrics will not end with a ménage à trois. :-) My stalker broke in late one day Said she'll pursue another bae I wished her luck, said I don't care Who is the new schmuck you'll threadbare? She told me and we bid farewell I went and bought some Zinfandel Then sent it to her new sweetheart The note said "Learn some Martial Arts!" George Clooney George Clooney George Clooney George Clooney George Clooney George Clooney As of late he looks well done for At the drugstore an eyesore All worn out and his age now shows Walks around in slept-in clothes I'll now confess that it was me Who nudged their "love" illicitly Daily flowers I sent to her door And lovely cards all signed with "Yours!" George Clooney George Clooney George Clooney George Clooney George Clooney George Clooney (AND HERE'S HER STRING RIPPING PART) George Clooney George Clooney George Clooney Poor Clooney Poor Clooney Poor Clooney Etc © Peter Andersson 2018
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