Gettin' Covid a-loco © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "LIVIN' LA VIDA LOCA" BY: RICKY MARTIN BONUS QUOTE: "My wife is not happy with some of the comments in the anonymous suggestion box I attached to our bed." PEACH GRENADE		This one's for my friends stuck in quarantine. Also there's a bonus chorus. You need a cosmetician, chitchat and toilet rolls Your very last nutrition at home are some cheese puff balls You're stuck in one location, watched on by satellites Your S.O wants relations, but ze gets a pillow fight You've phantasized on time off, but your house is now insane You'd sell the kids on eBay an' throw in your ball and chain For a pack of candy canes Uptight, inside stuck, you're gettin' Covid a-loco! Endure, embrace the suck, survive the Covid a-loco! Your eyes'll be crazy wild an' you'll need a new ID photo When you're out one day, after Covid is over! Survive the Covid a-loco! Survive the Covid a-loco! Week eight - you're feeling shitty and you're outta caffeine You're shooting bleach and you shoot at neighbours Just to break up the day's routine You're only drinking water that you've spiked with Chloroquine And if 5G is coming near you'll leave the quarantine To go fight against vaccines Uptight, inside stuck, you're gettin' Covid a-loco! Endure, embrace the suck, survive the Covid a-loco! Your hair'll be greasy wild an' a beanie will be your go-to When you're out one day, after Covid is over! Survive the Covid a-loco! Survive the Covid a-loco! You phantasize you'll doze off, but your dog's barking's insane You're getting out a neuter knife, for your teenage son the same To cut off his online game Uptight, inside stuck, you're gettin' Covid a-loco! Endure, embrace the suck, survive the Covid a-loco! Your job's forever gone, can you start as a mafioso? When you're out one day, after Covid is over! Uptight, inside stuck, you're gettin' Covid a-loco! Endure, embrace the suck, survive the Covid a-loco! Your boss's wife's gone an' he looks like a drunken hobo You'll come out on top, after Covid is over! Survive the Covid a-loco! Survive the Covid a-loco! © Peter Andersson 2020
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