Gettin' Covid a-loco
© PETER ANDERSSON

A MUSIC PARODY
BASED ON:
"LIVIN' LA VIDA LOCA"
BY: RICKY MARTIN



BONUS QUOTE:
"My wife is not happy with some of the comments in the anonymous suggestion box I attached to our bed."
PEACH GRENADE
 
This one's for my friends stuck in quarantine. Also there's a bonus chorus.
The original song and a video for it can be heard/seen HERE.

You need a cosmetician, chitchat and toilet rolls
Your very last nutrition at home are some cheese puff balls
You're stuck in one location, watched on by satellites
Your S.O wants relations, but ze gets a pillow fight

You've phantasized on time off, but your house is now insane
You'd sell the kids on eBay an' throw in your ball and chain
For a pack of candy canes

Uptight, inside stuck, you're gettin' Covid a-loco!
Endure, embrace the suck, survive the Covid a-loco!
Your eyes'll be crazy wild an' you'll need a new ID photo
When you're out one day, after Covid is over!

Survive the Covid a-loco!
Survive the Covid a-loco!

Week eight - you're feeling shitty and you're outta caffeine
You're shooting bleach and you shoot at neighbours
Just to break up the day's routine
You're only drinking water that you've spiked with Chloroquine
And if 5G is coming near you'll leave the quarantine
To go fight against vaccines

Uptight, inside stuck, you're gettin' Covid a-loco!
Endure, embrace the suck, survive the Covid a-loco!
Your hair'll be greasy wild an' a beanie will be your go-to
When you're out one day, after Covid is over!

Survive the Covid a-loco!
Survive the Covid a-loco!

You phantasize you'll doze off, but your dog's barking's insane
You're getting out a neuter knife, for your teenage son the same
To cut off his online game

Uptight, inside stuck, you're gettin' Covid a-loco!
Endure, embrace the suck, survive the Covid a-loco!
Your job's forever gone, can you start as a mafioso?
When you're out one day, after Covid is over!

Uptight, inside stuck, you're gettin' Covid a-loco!
Endure, embrace the suck, survive the Covid a-loco!
Your boss's wife's gone an' he looks like a drunken hobo
You'll come out on top, after Covid is over!

Survive the Covid a-loco!
Survive the Covid a-loco!



© Peter Andersson 2020

   

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