Girls of the
Playboy Mansion

© PETER ANDERSSON

A MUSIC PARODY
BASED ON:
"MAN ON THE SILVER MOUNTAIN"
BY: RAINBOW



BONUS QUOTE:
"Anyone who says he can
see through women
is missing a lot."

UNKNOWN
 
The names have been changed to protect the innocent...

Unconcealed, unconcealed
Se them stroll, see them kneel
And gasp as they are turning!
Look at those buns, in the sun
See them move, see them run
Is it hot here or me yearning?

They breed desire
When they un-attire
All men' shouting acclaim
Karen, Bambi, Gena and Jane
They're the girls of the Playboy Mansion
They're the girls of the Playboy Mansion

In the day, in the day
They're a cure for the gay
Though at NOW they're called a freak show
In the night, in the night
In the grotto dim light
They might swim up beside you

They breed desire
When they un-attire
All men' shouting acclaim
Kirsty, Laura, Sue and Elaine
They're the girls of the Playboy Mansion
They're the girls of the Playboy Mansion

(AND THIS IS THE PART WHERE GUITARIST RICHIE LUSTMORE
INDULGES IN SOME FINGERWORK)


They breed desire
When they un-attire
All men' shouting acclaim
Who cares if they don't have a brain
They're the girls of the Playboy Mansion
They're the girls of the Playboy Mansion

They all can lift your attention span
They're the girls of the Playboy Mansion
They're the girls of the Playboy Mansion

Just look at how they glisten
I'm a man, a man, I will give a hand
For the girls of the Playboy Mansion

They're hot as fire
All us men transpire
They're the girls at the Mansion
The girls of the Playboy Mansion

Some are bright, some are quiet
Some black and some white
The girls of the Playboy Mansion



© Peter Andersson 2006

   

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