I'm gonna show myself out © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "IT'S GONNA WORK ITSELF OUT" BY: ROSE TATTOO BONUS QUOTE: "People triggered by blood probably shouldn't be in medical school. People triggered by ideas probably shouldn't be in university." STEFAN MOLYNEUX		This parody is based on my favorite Rose Tattoo song, a golden oldie, but it's also about how I'm getting to be that age where the prefered modus operandi is to turn the other cheek. (It's kinda amazing how much mature wisdom resembles being too tired to care). When you see that your jokes makes no-one chuckle There's fascial grimace and strain And you sense from the crowd there will come a ruckus From lips constrained and pulsating veins Then's the time, you know, that you have to go And skip your off'rin' hand to shake Just turn around yourself and heel on the suckers To stick around would be a sour mistake "I'm gonna show myself out" "I'm gonna show myself out" Ask forgiving out loud, make a hasty retreat And then you show yourself out "I'm gonna show myself out" "I'm gonna show myself out" Ask forgiving out loud, make a retreat And then you show yourself out When you're working with words daily by the piece Then some entendres will come But the PC-stinking ol' grammar police Can't enjoy the phat of your puns And they lay the law with their overrides Closet minds, stupid and dim And although they're wrong, excuse your tongue When you're clearly out on a limb "I'm gonna show myself out" "I'm gonna show myself out" Ask forgiving out loud, make a hasty retreat And then you show yourself out "I'm gonna show myself out" "I'm gonna show myself out" Ask forgiving out loud, make a retreat And then you show yourself out Help yourself out And you know there's no use hanging around Dullards aren't lots of fun Apply a self-extrusion, from crowds of lowbrows Where they can't get your puns Walk to the little back door, there's your fist evasion If big mouth of yours can pull through But don't quit your punning, there's places online Where 'tendres are good to go "I'm gonna show myself out" "I'm gonna show myself out" Ask forgiving out loud, make a retreat And then you show yourself out "I'm gonna show myself out" "I'm gonna show myself out" For crying out loud, make a retreat And then you show yourself out Repeat chorus © Peter Andersson 2019
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