I can't help it that I'm grumpy
© PETER ANDERSSON

A MUSIC PARODY
BASED ON:
"I CAN'T HELP IT IF I'M LUCKY"
BY: ROSE TATTOO



BONUS QUOTE:
"My least favorite computer game is called Which Tab Suddenly Started Autoplaying That Video."
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This song is GRUMPY and I will make NO excuses for that. :-(
The original song and a video for it can be heard/seen HERE.

Don't like the way women put on weight
Don't like the smell from vegan plates
Bad mood's my way an' I think
Journos outta die and babies they all stink

I can't help it
I can't help it that I'm grumpy
I can't help it
I can't help it that I'm grumpy

Don't like the thai food place nearby
I cannot see why drones have to fly
I hate the whole end to Game Of Thrones
Nose rings and selfies with a phone

I can't help it
I can't help it that I'm grumpy
I can't help it
I can't help it that I'm grumpy

I'll whip a horse until it's glue
The facts I will lay out for you
NIMBY as standard's my comment'
A pundit I could be on FOX or CNN

I can't help it
I can't help it that I'm grumpy
I can't help it
I can't help it that I'm grumpy



© Peter Andersson 2019

   

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