Had a sext from bae
© PETER ANDERSSON

A MUSIC PARODY
BASED ON:
"HAVE A DRINK ON ME"
BY: AC/DC



BONUS QUOTE:
"Sometimes I text my boyfriends WHO IS SHE just in case."
UNKNOWN
 
Free market cell phone apps are now changing social behaviour from below, and faster than any liberal university curriculum ever did from above. For starters - have you ever noticed how women are more and more using their smart phones as remote controls, and how that puts men on the receiving end of relations?

Snapchat makes her randy
With her phone she's getting handsy
I'm looking at the dateline
Distracted by her waistline
She's posing like in Playboy
And texting hints of bed joy

So I'm staring in the borough
At my display
Abetted by app tech
Thumbing lines away

I had a sext from bae
Yeah, had a sext from bae
Yeah, had a sext from bae
Had a sext from bae, my bae

From home

My missy keeps on texting
A sheila into sexting
My cue's not getting shorter
I think I need cold water
She's asking me for in-kind
With a selfie I'd get behind

So I'm rushing down the borough
Sexting my way
Ain't holding for a sec
Pushing folks away

Had a sext from bae
Yeah, had a sext from bae
Yeah, had a sext from bae
Had a sext from bae, my bae

I'm pwned!

Had a sext from bae
I had a sext from bae
I had a sext from bae

From home

Had me turn around
Had me homeward bound
Has me on a string
That is now her thing
Gonna pop the fly
Getting to my bae
Stomping in the hall
With blue balls

Had a sext from bae (Man, she has you played)
Had a sext from bae (She's your fifty shades)
I had a sext from bae (That is on display)

Had a sext from bae
Had a sext from bae
Had a sext
From
Bae



© Peter Andersson 2016

   

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