Had a sext from bae © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "HAVE A DRINK ON ME" BY: AC/DC BONUS QUOTE: "Sometimes I text my boyfriends WHO IS SHE just in case." UNKNOWN		Free market cell phone apps are now changing social behaviour from below, and faster than any liberal university curriculum ever did from above. For starters - have you ever noticed how women are more and more using their smart phones as remote controls, and how that puts men on the receiving end of relations? Snapchat makes her randy With her phone she's getting handsy I'm looking at the dateline Distracted by her waistline She's posing like in Playboy And texting hints of bed joy So I'm staring in the borough At my display Abetted by app tech Thumbing lines away I had a sext from bae Yeah, had a sext from bae Yeah, had a sext from bae Had a sext from bae, my bae From home My missy keeps on texting A sheila into sexting My cue's not getting shorter I think I need cold water She's asking me for in-kind With a selfie I'd get behind So I'm rushing down the borough Sexting my way Ain't holding for a sec Pushing folks away Had a sext from bae Yeah, had a sext from bae Yeah, had a sext from bae Had a sext from bae, my bae I'm pwned! Had a sext from bae I had a sext from bae I had a sext from bae From home Had me turn around Had me homeward bound Has me on a string That is now her thing Gonna pop the fly Getting to my bae Stomping in the hall With blue balls Had a sext from bae (Man, she has you played) Had a sext from bae (She's your fifty shades) I had a sext from bae (That is on display) Had a sext from bae Had a sext from bae Had a sext From Bae © Peter Andersson 2016
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