Hamburger © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "TEENAGER" BY: CYGNETS BONUS QUOTE: "When someone is murdered, they always investigate the spouse first, and that pretty much tells you everything you need to know about marriage." BILL MURRAY		Most men will be able to relate to this song. The original song and a video for it can be heard/seen HERE. You take your girl out to a restaurant and there you have a hamburger She has her usual, a salad, but she's ogeling your hamburger It's aromatic, and she's not anosmatic to your hamburger You turn your back and when you do she let her hand drift to your hamburger -Are you stealing the fries? -I'm not stealing the fries! -Are you stealing the fries? -I'm not stealing the fries! -Are you stealing the fries? -I'm not stealing the fries! -Are you stealing the fries? And she's gonna go pointing to make you turn around And she's gonna go poking to make you turn around And she's gonna go bluffing to make you turn around And she will stop at nothing to make you turn around -Are you stealing the fries? -I'm not stealing the fries! -Are you stealing the fries? -I'm not stealing the fries! -Are you stealing the fries? -I'm not stealing the fries! -Are you stealing the fries? Her hands are fast and you must catch them in the act when on your hamburger Her eyes and smooching mastermind are on the hunt, protect your hamburger She'll go ballistic, but never veganistic, with your hamburger 'Cos she will hospitalize, might even out-cannibalize you for your hamburger -Are you stealing the fries? -I'm not stealing the fries! -Are you stealing the fries? -I'm not stealing the fries! -Are you stealing the fries? -I'm not stealing the fries! -Are you stealing the fries? And she's gonna go pointing to make you turn around And she's gonna go poking to make you turn around And she's gonna go bluffing to make you turn around And she will stop at nothing to make you turn around -Are you stealing the fries? -I'm not stealing the fries! -Are you stealing the fries? -I'm not stealing the fries! -Are you stealing the fries? -I'm not stealing the fries! -Are you stealing the fries? Etc © Peter Andersson 2016
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