Her username on Instagram is KinkyThong
© PETER ANDERSSON

A MUSIC PARODY
BASED ON:
"SOMETHING THAT I LIKE
ABOUT A HONKY TONK"
BY: OLIVIA DOUGLAS



BONUS QUOTE:
"My policy is, you should treat selfies like you treat drinking, try not to do it alone, definitely don't do it while you're driving, and if you take more than two or three a day, you should probably seek help."
JAMES CORDEN
 
I couldn't come up with a good intro for this one, but if I've done things right at least there's a little twist at the end.
The original song and a video for it can be heard/seen HERE.

Her username on Instagram is KinkyThong
There she's into Toyboys and Goth Death Metal songs
Wondering if I should report, cos this feels wrong
She's following some guy, his nick is TwelveInchDong

Looks like on the club scene she's been making rounds
Hopping inebriated there from dusk till down
I'm starting to wish that I had never found
That her hashtag is well known around the Campus Ground

Her username on Instagram is KinkyThong
Wonderbras and Tramp Stamp - is that tattoo a Bong?
Wondering if good childhood makes up for such wrong
It wasn't long ago that we played Donkey Kong

She has a million selfie pictures there for sure
And she hasn't pixeled out the parts that are mature
Scrolling through feels creepy like a Grimoire
And the moderators has a lot to answer for

Her username on Instagram is KinkyThong
Latex, Whips and Cosplays - all pictures there feels wrong
I should be a sport about it and move on
It wasn't long ago we killed time with Mahjong

Her Avatar looks dyke
She has a million Likes

Mom's username on Instagram is KinkyThong!



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