Hitler's testicle
© PETER ANDERSSON

A MUSIC PARODY
BASED ON:
"MIRACLE"
BY: THE SPIN



BONUS QUOTE:
While playing golf today I hit two good balls, I stepped on a rake."
HENNY YOUNGMAN
 
If this isn't the ultimate one of a kind song I don't know what is, he-he! Last year scientists finding old medical records concluded that Hitler had just one testicle, the other either never dropped or got somehow brutally offed during World War 1. Source.

He came up with just one
Nad in the fray
As he was rising to power
Now science says it's true
Since he swung away as enlistee
An absentee
With only one left brought the whole world to debris

(Baaaall)
Hitler's testicle was hanging there alone
(Baaaall)
The other was gone

A gangrene infection?
Born askew?
A scientific dissection
Grab on for your peer review!

Famous one of two from Germany
Then currently
With Einstein's counted in together they had three

(Baaaall)
Hitler's testicle was hanging there alone
(Baaaall)
T'was the hardest nut the World has ever known

Was all his fuzzy ways a ball that's slew?
Or dead by World War 2?

(Baaaall)
They say it was gone

(Baaaall)
Hitler's testicle was hanging there alone
(Baaaall)
Hitler's testicle was hanging there alone
(Baaaal)
Hitler's testicle was hanging there alone
(Baaaall)
Hitler's testicle was hanging there alone

(Baaaall)
T'was the hardest nut the World has ever known

(Baaaall)
Hitler's testicle was hanging there alone
(Baaaall)
T'was the hardest nut the World has ever known

Was all his fuzzy ways from ball stuck blue?
And dead by World War 2?

(Baaaall)
They say it was gone

Hitler's testicle
(Hitler's testicle)
Was hanging there alone
(Hitler's testicle)
(Hitler's testicle)
Atrofied testicle
(Hitler's testicle)
(Baaaall)
(Hitler's testicle)
They say so, they say so



© Peter Andersson 2016

   

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