Ho! Ho! Ho!
© PETER ANDERSSON

A MUSIC PARODY
BASED ON:
"GOGOGO"
BY: STATUS QUO



BONUS QUOTE:
"1967:
Average parent: 4 kids.
2017:
Average kid: 4 parents."

UNKNOWN
 
Dude has done extensive, elaborate and exhausting Christmas preparations, but something elusive is still missing...
The original song and a video for it can be heard/seen HERE.

I've been up an' round since twentythree
Took the night to deck the halls and tree
Had some lutefisk downed near the fire
And I've set the milk and cookies, now I'm tired

Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Get a Santa here!
Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Why ain't Santa here?
Chimney time is up and I'm down fore sure
Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Get a Santa here!
Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Why ain't Santa here?
'Cos this time I've given it all and more
Ho! Ho! Ho!

Here I sit and wait with kids enthralled
Maybe he's held up down at the mall
More time pass, on phones the kids now play
Oh, why can't Nick wrap up this waiting game

Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Get a Santa here!
Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Why ain't Santa here?
I've been VIP-indebted down at the store
Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Get a Santa here!
Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Why ain't Santa here?
'Cos this year my wallet has bled for sure

Just petty cash to hold us
Where is the sleigh? Yule is about to end
No! No! No!

Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Get a Santa here!
No! No! No! No! Why ain't Santa here?
Ain't got strength to stay awake anymore
Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Get a Santa here!
No! No! No! No! Why ain't Santa here?
With the kids I'm passing out on the floor
Ho! Ho! Ho!



© Peter Andersson 2017

   

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