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Homely sty © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "CHERRY PIE" BY: WARRANT BONUS QUOTE: "My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance." ERMA BOMBECK |
some call the authorities - but me, I just call it home. Dirty, rotten, filthy, stinking It's my homely sty I wouldn't put it up at any price Stench's so bad that my mama cries My homely sty... Bottles on the front porch, garbage on the lawn Moldy croissants in the kitchen of my home Vultures on the roof and one dead from a goof Stash up in the cupboard, mine, no proof, heh Scrapheap in the living room's crapper for the pigeons Nincompoops say it smells, just a smidgen Chilling in here was too cold, it was a freezer So I light up a trash can, fixed me a heater Latrine, sunscreen and canned bean porridge Oversupplied Gauze from dumpster forage It's my homely sty Don't drink the water here or pay the price It's so bad that it will kill you twice My homely sty I'm a hairy guy With a cool hiding place, leeward side Go out back, have the boar pushed aside His homely sty Cardboards from my chums, take-outs from the bar Hubcaps that I stole from a copper's parked car Ain't no TV, ain't got no lass But a basement for hoin' and they pay with grass Ice cream, wet dream and umpteen o' smear Dirtbags an' flies an' some fungal root beer I'm a yucky guy Don't pet the snake of mine or touch the mice Crib was cheap, under market price Bought on the fly Oh yeah, neither fib or lie It's a bodge job disgrace known for miles Built by woods that were first cast aside My homely sty, yeah Sty, yeah Filthy All along Filthy This' my confessional Moonshine in the bathtub, termites in the floor Woodchucks in the attic, forgot to lock the door Built in the ghetto, near a hardcore store But I am not allowed through its front door no more I've my homely sty Darts in a fuse board makes the light suffice It's my pad and I'll improvise My homely sty, yeah Cockroach' suicide Where a broom and my fists can't coincide Chances are that a pig first would fly My homely sty My homely sty -Mom... clean it! © Peter Andersson 2012 |
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