A Parody Song Written By Peter Andersson: The Man, The Myth, The Legend!

Human! Give me oomox! © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "DON´T YOU WANT ME" BY: HUMAN LEAGUE BONUS QUOTE: "Patterns of behavior constitute the bottom line of culture." GERARD EGAN		Oomox = Ferengi earlobe massage. A very sensual act and held in high regard by the greedy Ferengi. For further information see chapters seven, nine, ten, eleven, fourteen, sixteen, seventeen, nineteen, twentyone to eightyfour and then almost all the rest in their version of Kama Sutra. :-) FERENGI MALE: You were cleaning Dabo tables on Ferengi Prime When I bought you I picked you out, I took you home, and raised you a class Put you in my Geisha crew Now five years later on you´ve lost your grip of the job Your touch is not so human no more But don´t forget it´s me who own the rights to your ass And I can shut your good time door Give, give me oomox! You know I can´t believe it when I hear that you´re complaining! Give, give me oomox! You know I spent a fortune when you´re sent to oomox training You´re worth your weight in gold- pressed latinum, if sold You better give me oomox or you´ll sure be sorry Give me oomox Human! Give me oomox - now! Give me oomox Human! Give me oomox - now! HUMAN FEMALE: I was drifting in a shuttle in the neutral zone When you caught me I learnt from all the brainwash and your laser whip cracks Never will you set me free The five years I have spent here´s been a mission to Hell I loathe your ears! And now I think I wanna clean the clock with your wax I can not take another year! No! No more oomox! You know I can´t believe the way you treat your acquisition No! No more oomox! You know I think I´ll rather give you earlobe circumcision I never had your ear That smile you give is sneer You better set me free or we will both be sorry There´ll be no more oomox! I don´t wanna - No! There´ll be no more oomox! I ain´t gonna - No! FERENGI MALE: Give me oomox Human! Give me oomox - now! Give me oomox Human! Give me oomox - now! HUMAN FEMALE: There´ll be no more oomox! I don´t wanna - No! There´ll be no more oomox! I ain´t gonna - No! FERENGI MALE: Give me oomox Human! Give me oomox - now! Give me oomox Human! Give me oomox - now! HUMAN FEMALE: There´ll be no more oomox! I don´t wanna - No! There´ll be no more oomox! I ain´t gonna - No! © Peter Andersson 2003
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