Hunted (by a
flock of ewes)

© PETER ANDERSSON

A MUSIC PARODY
BASED ON:
"HAUNTED"
BY: SUGAR STEMS



BONUS QUOTE:
"Kinky is using a feather, perverted is using the whole chicken."
UNKNOWN
 
I once got kinda herded by a loose Border Collie when I was out jogging. This was gonna be a short song about that. It ended up being something completely different (and totally fictional) about how modern large-scale farming must be a beatch for woolly-bullies.

It shouldn't happen to me, a boffin
Unprepared, it's inexcusably
The barn seemed safe, I was heading in woolly heat
Then was running out the large-scale tracked by a million bleats

I got hunted (baa-aa-aa)
Was hunted (baa-aa-aa)
Was hunted by a flock of ewes

Nailing ass of sheep's harder and harder
This song here's me grieving overtly
Cos I can't sleep, dreaming of those teeth
And border collie sightings mess up my sheets

Nightly hunted (baa-aa-aa)
I'm hunted (baa-aa-aa)
I'm hunted by a flock of ewes

I'm hunted (baa-aa-aa)
I'm hunted (baa-aa-aa)
I'm hunted by a flock of ewes

*CHASE SCENE INTERLUDE - BENNY HILL STYLE*

I'm hunted (baa-aa-aa)
I'm hunted (baa-aa-aa)
I'm hunted by a flock of ewes

I'm hunted (baa-aa-aa)
I'm hunted (baa-aa-aa)
I'm hunted by a flock of ewes

I'm hunted (baa-aa-aa)
I'm hunted (baa-aa-aa)
I'm hunted
I'm hunted
I'm hunted
I'm hunted by a flock of ewes
By a flock of ewes
By a flock of ewes
By a flock of ewes



© Peter Andersson 2016

   

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