If you're groping at Strip School bistro © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "IF YOU'RE GOING TO SAN FRANCISCO" BY: SCOTT MCKENZIE BONUS QUOTE: "Some part of a mistake is always correct." TARTAKOVER		Smorgasbord is one of very few originally Swedish words in the English language, because of that I started to write this song about how these days many vocational training schools have their own on campus restaurants or bistros, some of them staffed by fraternities or sororities. But remember guys, if you're ever down at a first class Strip School bistro, please control yourselves, with a smorgasbord full of succulent eye-candy you don't have to be hands-on everything there before you've filled the plate with salty buns, oily ribs and tater treats, control your disgusting preprandial habits, touching stuff with your dirty fingers, copping a feel at everything before putting it back down or dropping it in the juice bowl! (Note to moral censors: If you read anything else into this one it's just your own dirty imagination, remember, strips is a form of pommes). If you're groping at Strip School bistro Be sure to leave no mark on something rare If you're groping at Strip School bistro You might offend some touchy women there Cos those who grope at Strip School bistro's smorgasbords will not get back in there Start petite at Strip School bistro Get swelled later when happy hour's near Get your pick up ration from a single rotation Mind the location Just avoid the temptation from the cup figuration Mind the location Mind the location And if you're groping at Strip School bistro Be sure to not first touch a derriere Eating out at Strip School bistro Sloppy Joes will make the waiters stare Get your fill at Strip School bistros You'll be licked when you get out of there © Peter Andersson 2012
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