If I weren't out o' mind © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "IF I ONLY HAD TIME" BY: THE GODFATHERS BONUS QUOTE: "Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep." SCOTT ADAMS		If you should happen to think that the last two lines in these parody lyrics are each one syllable too long compared to the original, I agree, and it was necessary. As for the final rhyme over those two lines I didn't make it up myself, I found it on the internet. The other alternative was to use "porn ranch" but I think that the band Spinal Tap has called dibs on using that phrase in a context where it makes sense (if that's possible). Each day's a new pun crisis If I've no pencil, the muse chastises Words and grammar come for me Eerie rhymes none longed to see If I weren't out o' mind (If he weren't out o' mind) I'd think up a better rhyme If I'd stop wasting time (If he'd stop wasting time) I'd think up the perfect rhyme 'Tis the only way for me For I'm a rime devotee you see Sketch book's quite a potpourri It's full of undies an' French gastronomy If I weren't out o' mind (If he weren't out o' mind) I'd think up a better rhyme With my grammar in chime (With his grammar in chime) I'd think up the perfect rhyme A million songs are made since "Yesterday" And we all know that leads to disarray Golden Oldies, can't let them be "No satisfaction" until they're parody If I weren't out o' mind (If he we weren't out o' mind) I'd think up a better rhyme If I were more sublime (If he was more sublime) I'd think up the perfect rhyme Orange Door hinge © Peter Andersson 2006
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