"If you're Biden and don't know it crap your pants" © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "IF YOU'RE HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS" BONUS QUOTE: "I tried to write a successful prolapsed rectum pun but the bottom fell out." UNKNOWN		This one's for Shits & Giggles! We comedians really gotta hand it to The White House, as far as punnable political monikers go they sure have built back better! If you're Biden and don't know it crap your pants If you're Biden and don't know it crap your pants Shit can happen in a stupor Like that vatican-y blooper If you're Biden and don't know it crap your pants If you're Biden and don't know it fall asleep If you're Biden and don't know it fall asleep Like four hundred private pilots At that summit on the climate If you're Biden and don't know it fall asleep If you're Biden and don't know it slur a speech If you're Biden and don't know it slur a speech If you lose all other talents Podiums are good for balance If you're Biden and don't know it slur a speech If you're Biden and onstage with minor girls If you're Biden and onstage with minor girls Get confused when you are hands-on And they're shouting "Let Go Brandon!" If you're Biden and onstage with minor girls If you're Biden and don't know it sniff some hair If you're Biden and don't know it sniff some hair Get some tightened tightie-whities From your gomerpedoitis If you're Biden and don't know it sniff some hair If you're Biden and Kamala has your back If you're Biden and Kamala has your back Ballot harvesting the ghetto Made you POTUS Uncle Peddo If you're Biden and Kamala has your back If you're Biden under fire go for broke If you're Biden under fire go for broke Borrow twenty billion trillions Send the debt off to civilians If you're Biden under fire go for broke If you're Biden with Kamala at your side If you're Biden with Kamala at your side And your diaper squiggle trickles You'll be known as SHITS & GIGGLES If you're Biden with Kamala at your side © Peter Andersson 2021
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