If you're going to eat al desko
© PETER ANDERSSON

A MUSIC PARODY
BASED ON:
"IF YOU'RE GOING TO
SAN FRANCISCO"
BY: SCOTT MCKENZIE



BONUS QUOTE:
"Hard work spotlights the character of people; some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses and some don't turn up at all."
SAW EWING
 
I've got the Monday blues so this one's for all you professional workstation desk jockeys who have to eat al desko (yes, it's a real phrase).
The original song and a video for it can be heard/seen HERE.

If you're going to eat al desko
Be sure to have some kleenex very near
If you cannot don't mess al desko
You're gonna cause the janitors to swear

For those who have to eat al desko
Luncheon time will not be very clear
Have your eats for grip al desko
we wypipo, can't starve out our careers

From across your station
Have a backup ration
Mind your hydration
Just avoid bad temptations
Don't get cheese obstipation
Keep bowels in motion
Get served a promotion

Here's a meal plan to eat al desko
Be sure to have some protein bars near
If you're missing to eat al desko
In no time your focus disappears

But then you girls who eat al desko
All the time - you'll pad your derrieres



© Peter Andersson 2017

   

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