If you're going to strip alfresco
© PETER ANDERSSON

A MUSIC PARODY
BASED ON:
"IF YOU'RE GOING TO
SAN FRANCISCO"
BY: SCOTT MCKENZIE



BONUS QUOTE:
"Art is not what you see, but what you make others see."
EDGAR DEGAS
 
The original song's full title is actually "San Francisco (Be sure to wear some flowers in your hair)" but for this parody I have adjusted and gone with the popular belief, though the working title "strip alfresco (be sure to have a painter very near)" would have been more explanatory. As for "alfresco" it means approximately "outside" and/or "in the fresh air".

If you're going to strip alfresco
Be sure to have a painter very near
If you do not when stripped alfresco
You're gonna hear judgmental people swear

Hear, those who plan to strip alfresco
Summertime will be the time of year
In the streets, don't strip alfresco
Mental people will cop a feel your rear

All's fair in creation
If it's your vocation
Painter's devotion
There's a whole occupation
With an art vindication
Painter's devotion
Painter's commotion

Hear, those who plan to strip alfresco
Be sure to have some rhubarb leaflets near
If you're going to strip alfresco
Summertime will please your derriere

If you're going to strip alfresco
Summertime will be the best, I swear



© Peter Andersson 2006

   

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