I get just one date only © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "I AM THE ONE AND ONLY" BY: CHESNEY HAWKES BONUS QUOTE: "I think, therefore I'm single." UNKNOWN		Ironically enough this parody was written on a second date. (Ahem... with this particular original song that is). I get just one date only Ditch me They ditch me cos I'm lame or Ditch me after dinner If they live through it They won't be coming home with me, I'll blow it You bet, blondes or reds or brunettes Think that I'm a scam They yell and I'm addressed Say I'm insane and that's at best I get just one date only No woman will shake my tree I get just one date only They cannot wait to flee from me I think I'm hot like burning benzine An' look like a young James Dean Yet face embraces Time again a can of mace, ouch I grope in desperation For girls from other nations They pout as they find out That their love-life has then become malign I get just one date only But thanks from the nunnery I get just one date only My hairy palms I've named Base Three I can't dress up by the norm, a walking fashion crisis Because of me the Fab Five's gone An' stopped with free advises Nothing can kill a date like my can Girls rather date the trash man And while this makes me blue Just you wait 'round 'til I date you! But it'll be one date only Nobody will redate me I get just one date only Because my Ma comes out with me I get just one date only At times girls will yell "police!" I get just one date only But I collect restraining fees © Peter Andersson 2009
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