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I have seen a Wookie (in heat) © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "I SHOULD BE SO LUCKY" BY: KYLIE MINOGUE BONUS QUOTE: "When I was a kid, safe sex meant putting on the emergency brake." JAY LENO |
In mild illumination They show no palpitation But dream about it all the time And that kind of cogitation Precedes their usurpation Linking to the sublime In fast acceleration They move to propagation They roar together as they climb They’re steaming He fell in love with her They act like it’s a zoo Now foreplay’s all they do I’ll picture it for you I have seen a Wookie, Wookie, Wookie, Wookie I have seen a Wookie in heat! I have seen a Wookie, Wookie, Wookie, Wookie I have seen a Wookie in heat! It’s a hairy situation With huge anticipations Behold they’re prone to interweave If Han should come a-running Or Stormtroopers a-gunning I wonder if they would perceive They’re screaming like they’re aching And I can see moons quaking “Admission fees” what I conceive They’re gleaming He fell in love with her They act like it’s a zoo Now foreplay’s all they do I’ll picture it for you I have seen a Wookie, Wookie, Wookie, Wookie I have seen a Wookie in heat! I have seen a Wookie, Wookie, Wookie, Wookie I have seen a Wookie in heat! I have seen a Wookie, a Wookie I have seen a Wookie, Aye! Aye! Aye! Aye! I have seen a Wookie, a Wookie I have seen a Wookie Ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-aye! For pre-life culmination And Wookie preservation Their species do not need a hand They’re screaming He fell in love with her They act like it’s a zoo Now foreplay’s all they do I’ll picture it for you I have seen Pre-Wookie, Pre-Wookie-Nookie I have seen a Wookie in heat! I have seen Pre-Wookie, Pre-Wookie-Nookie I have seen a Wookie in heat! I have seen Pre-Wookie, Pre-Wookie-Nookie I have seen a Wookie in heat! I have seen Pre-Wookie, Pre-Wookie-Nookie I have seen a Wookie in heat! I have seen Pre-Wookie, Pre-Wookie, Wookie-Nookie I have seen a Wookie in heat! © Peter Andersson 2005 |
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