I have seen a Wookie (in heat)
© PETER ANDERSSON

A MUSIC PARODY
BASED ON:
"I SHOULD BE SO LUCKY"
BY: KYLIE MINOGUE



BONUS QUOTE:
"When I was a kid, safe sex meant putting on the emergency brake."
JAY LENO
 
May the force be with them!

In mild illumination
They show no palpitation
But dream about it all the time
And that kind of cogitation
Precedes their usurpation
Linking to the sublime
In fast acceleration
They move to propagation
They roar together as they climb
They’re steaming
He fell in love with her
They act like it’s a zoo
Now foreplay’s all they do
I’ll picture it for you

I have seen a Wookie, Wookie, Wookie, Wookie
I have seen a Wookie in heat!
I have seen a Wookie, Wookie, Wookie, Wookie
I have seen a Wookie in heat!

It’s a hairy situation
With huge anticipations
Behold they’re prone to interweave
If Han should come a-running
Or Stormtroopers a-gunning
I wonder if they would perceive
They’re screaming like they’re aching
And I can see moons quaking
“Admission fees” what I conceive
They’re gleaming
He fell in love with her
They act like it’s a zoo
Now foreplay’s all they do
I’ll picture it for you

I have seen a Wookie, Wookie, Wookie, Wookie
I have seen a Wookie in heat!
I have seen a Wookie, Wookie, Wookie, Wookie
I have seen a Wookie in heat!

I have seen a Wookie, a Wookie
I have seen a Wookie, Aye! Aye! Aye! Aye!
I have seen a Wookie, a Wookie
I have seen a Wookie
Ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-aye!

For pre-life culmination
And Wookie preservation
Their species do not need a hand
They’re screaming
He fell in love with her
They act like it’s a zoo
Now foreplay’s all they do
I’ll picture it for you

I have seen Pre-Wookie, Pre-Wookie-Nookie
I have seen a Wookie in heat!

I have seen Pre-Wookie, Pre-Wookie-Nookie
I have seen a Wookie in heat!

I have seen Pre-Wookie, Pre-Wookie-Nookie
I have seen a Wookie in heat!

I have seen Pre-Wookie, Pre-Wookie-Nookie
I have seen a Wookie in heat!

I have seen Pre-Wookie, Pre-Wookie, Wookie-Nookie
I have seen a Wookie in heat!



© Peter Andersson 2005

   

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