I help myself to loving ewes © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "I HATE MYSELF FOR LOVING YOU" BY: JOAN JETT AND THE BLACKHEARTS BONUS QUOTE: "What if there were no hypothetical situations?" UNKNOWN		Yeah, you're right, I know, I know, this type of parody where the writer and his muse is going for sheep laughs has been done many times over, and over, and over, and over (Editorial Break: We get it, move on). Our only defence here is that the title sub has never been done before and that it was irresistible to take on for such baaaaaadasses as the two of us. Midnight, there's no light, where's the ewes? It's time to get me some, at least one or two I know I'm pervy when I shag what you stew Pitch black, can't hang back, the farmer's in town I get on back 'less it's on Mary's lamb And overzealous just from wool white or brown I'm on the prowl every single day I come at night with a batch of DNA I help myself to loving ewes Shagging spree in the barns' what I do I want a flock but a one sheep will do That way I help myself to loving ewes They can't fence my lance from their ewes Cos I've been spearing through the barnyards, it's true I keep getting horny from their smell and the taboo No rams and no lambs smooth me right And that old cloned one Dolly's best outta sight You oughta see my facebook, my felletes are wolly white My balls get blue by the sight of hay I come apart and I'll ram a pride a day I'll hurt myself to get to ewes Shepherd dogs and morass I'll plow through Once stuck on barb wire, dick's now askew That time I held my breath 'til I got blue (BAAAAAA GOES THE FLOCK - OVER A BANJO SOLO) I roam the barns 'til the night turns day I have my way in a fucking sheepish way I'll lie my way to loving ewes Foot-and-mouth disease signs' my best coup That closed a road and a farm, even two And I could help myself to loving ewes I help myself to loving ewes Snook my wife and she don't have a clue I cannot stop and this song's ballyhoo No way I'm gonna stop to love the ewes I help myself… to loving ewes Can't stop myself… from shagging ewes I help myself… to loving ewes Can't stop myself… from shagging ewes I help myself to loving ewes © Peter Andersson 2010
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