I love climate change © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "I LOVE ROCK AND ROLL" BY: JOAN JETT AND THE BLACKHEARTS BONUS QUOTE: "Each time you light your lighter your lighter gets lighter until your lighter gets so light it won't light." UNKNOWN		It's effing cold in Sweden right now and the prognosis is continuance, hence a good time to tell y'all that when it comes to climate change I'm pro global warming and a proud counteractivist (or maybe an active inactivist, I can never be arsed to tell those two modi operandi apart). The original song and a video for it can be heard/seen HERE. I don't care very much for the panicking Greens I hate this freezing more than their acolyte screems The activists, they scold Outside it's Everest cold And I can tell you it oughtn't be long till it will do in, ol' me And they will find my corpsicle be, as stiff as a tree, you'll see Therefore - I love climate change! I have a lot of faith in the oil stonks, baby I love climate change! Yeah, come and grab a can and spray with me Now! I wish the temp goes up, I'll proudly exclaim! I hope for hotter than hell, and I'm not ashamed I dare to deny the doom Eff Greta and her fumes! As winter is clinging on, it's making ol' me, frosty Now sasquatchs are moving in, adjacent to me, icy Bring it - I love climate change! I hope they put more planes in the air soon, baby I love climate change! I'm not even against those chemtrail sprees No! I dare to defy the gloom There' penguins in my room! Activists that drones' annoying to me, for real So I'll be actively inactive, unchill as can be, and with zeal You see - I love climate change! I'm putting extra lead in my gas'line guzzler I love climate change! Now come down to the street and race with me I love climate change! So put another bun in the oven, ladies I love climate change! The planet's getting hotter by each breath I love climate change! So much I have a hard-on for global warming I love climate change! Now modelled by a sex toy factory I love climate change! I'm all imported drinks with no ice cubes, baby I love climate change! And custom-order straws been made for me I love climate change! I'll burn the lumps of coal from my Christmas stockings I love climate change! Then gonna rev my chainsaw, cut down trees REPEAT TOXIC CHORUS ANY WAY YOU WANT AS MUCH AS YOU WANT UNTIL YOU'RE GETTING WARMER © Peter Andersson 2021
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