"I'm losing out to a mud wrestling bimbo" © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "THE LONELINESS OF THE LONG DISTANCE RUNNER" BY: IRON MAIDEN BONUS QUOTE: "I am proof that Einstein's e equals m c squared is wrong; my mass has increased, but my energy has dropped." DENNIS MILLER		As an experienced parodist I've had my fair share of mudslinging, give or take, but during research for this song I found myself in over my head. The original song can be heard HERE. Scruff and her back and behind All have stains from splashing mud unrefined It starts, with a bow The crowd is getting bouncier Then comes on the ol' bong and the round Is starting and I'm spread From slipping dead ahead And coloured gingerbread Discolouration makes Me look like a slob Where I swim, get a grip or I'm swabbed I've no grace I get glaced She's handsy for a smearer Pushed over everywhere This is vile, why did I condescend The public hear me scream No way I'll this redeem It's way too brutal Mud - makes me dun Mud - I'm the man But losing out to a mud wrestling bimbo I've got to keep wrestling this norse I've got to keep grappling this woman antrorse I've had an elbowing, prolonged I've mud up my nose and olfactory twang I will exile 'for I yield But this bimbo does as she please Locks my head, third degree My mind can hear them cheer her And this is where my story of throes Can no longer be stretched I keel over and kvetch She deals a wedgie, i retch It's way too brutal Mud - was a fan Mud - now I'm damned! I'm losing out to a mud wrestling bimbo Mud - on my tan Mud - have it banned! I'm losing out to a mud wrestling bimbo © Peter Andersson 2017
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