I'm not the one and only © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "I AM THE ONE AND ONLY" BY: CHESNEY HAWKES BONUS QUOTE: "What really interests me is whether God had any choise in the creation of the world." ALBERT EINSTEIN		This song was inspired by a passage in the book The end of faith by Sam Harris about how moderate Christians tend to not question the belief of their more bible thumping neighbours that there is only one God and that that is to be justified by the Bible. Well, let's look at a central part of the Good Book, one that is allegedly written by God himself, shall we? For starters it says in the very first commandment that "you shall have no other gods before me". Before? As in the presence of? Surely this call to exclusiveness makes no sense unless the already selected people of Mose at that time actually had other gods to hold him over. Maybe even ones they once used to worship on the same mountain slopes... I'm not the one and only Call me Call me by my names and Call me by the scriptures Believe or muse it I was as singled out as maids to druids And still men try to make me abet When they call to arms They call me, I'm addressed But I'm a meme like all the rest And not the one and only The Book says I cannot be And not the one and only You can't claim that of poor old me I've been connoted to the cloud scene Believed though I am unseen Where faith embraced it My meme killed a thousand races Up close examinations Show that for generations I've been the source of crime But haven't talked to anyone worldwide No, not a-one and only Nobody has heard from me Yet I'm the one and only They do claim that of poor old me I emerged from cuneiform with other mountain duces So 'course you'll find out that Gods come In different shapes and sizes Now's time, to put me in the trash can A troglodytic mind scam And while I am not true Take that advice, it's good for you IRONICALLY ENOUGH - A SOLO And it's the one and only You ever will hear from me Yes, it's the one and only You can't claim more of poor old me I weren't the one and only No, buddy I couldn't be I'm not the one and only You claim that once more I'll strike thee! © Peter Andersson 2009
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