I must take a selfie © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "I SHOULD BE SO LUCKY" BY: KYLIE MINOGUE BONUS QUOTE: *Puts selfie on top of Christmas tree because I'm a star* UNKNOWN |
My self-infatuation Has yet no limitation I post about ME all the time It's a one way conversation With tweets out to the nation Tight as a conga line My Facebook self-narration Has daily revelations I talk about my plans so grand I'm steaming I'm on an ego spree That none can live up to Just I can follow through Look here's my new tattoo! I must take a selfie selfie, selfie, selfie I must take a selfie again I must post a selfie selfie, selfie, selfie I must post a selfie again I'm a tweenie inspiration A staple for quotations My e-mail list you cannot leave Yeah I'm just like a hot thing Just look at my new nose ring I snapped the bull in front of me My fame was there for taking My family's 'round me snaking They hope they'll be on Instagram Stop dreaming! I'm narcissist you see Won't share my breath with you And just like I was two Can hold it 'til I'm blue Then I'll take a selfie selfie, selfie, selfie Then I'll take a selfie again I must take a selfie selfie, selfie, selfie I must take a selfie again I must take a selfie (a selfie, a selfie) I must take a selfie I, I (I, I) I must take a selfie (a selfie) I must take a selfie I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I My self-aggrandization's in overt escalation It's ME, ME, ME, ME all the time I'm needy! I'll find a shrink to see And if that wont make do My Podcast I'll eschew! To break the deja vu Then I'll post a selfie selfie, selfie, selfie Then I'll post a selfie again I must take a selfie selfie, selfie, selfie I must take a selfie, my friends I must take more selfies... (REPEAT CHORUS 'TIL BATTERY GOES OUT) © Peter Andersson 2014 |
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