I must take a selfie
© PETER ANDERSSON

A MUSIC PARODY
BASED ON:
"I SHOULD BE SO LUCKY"
BY: KYLIE MINOGUE



BONUS QUOTE:
*Puts selfie on top
of Christmas tree
because I'm a star*

UNKNOWN
 
We all know this type of woman, don't we?

My self-infatuation
Has yet no limitation
I post about ME all the time
It's a one way conversation
With tweets out to the nation
Tight as a conga line

My Facebook self-narration
Has daily revelations
I talk about my plans so grand

I'm steaming
I'm on an ego spree
That none can live up to
Just I can follow through
Look here's my new tattoo!

I must take a selfie
selfie, selfie, selfie
I must take a selfie again
I must post a selfie
selfie, selfie, selfie
I must post a selfie again

I'm a tweenie inspiration
A staple for quotations
My e-mail list you cannot leave
Yeah I'm just like a hot thing
Just look at my new nose ring
I snapped the bull in front of me

My fame was there for taking
My family's 'round me snaking
They hope they'll be on Instagram

Stop dreaming!
I'm narcissist you see
Won't share my breath with you
And just like I was two
Can hold it 'til I'm blue

Then I'll take a selfie
selfie, selfie, selfie
Then I'll take a selfie again
I must take a selfie
selfie, selfie, selfie
I must take a selfie again

I must take a selfie (a selfie, a selfie)
I must take a selfie
I, I (I, I)
I must take a selfie (a selfie)
I must take a selfie
I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I

My self-aggrandization's
in overt escalation
It's ME, ME, ME, ME all the time

I'm needy!
I'll find a shrink to see
And if that wont make do
My Podcast I'll eschew!
To break the deja vu

Then I'll post a selfie
selfie, selfie, selfie
Then I'll post a selfie again
I must take a selfie
selfie, selfie, selfie
I must take a selfie, my friends

I must take more selfies...

(REPEAT CHORUS 'TIL BATTERY GOES OUT)



© Peter Andersson 2014

   

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