In Al-Qaida © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "IN THE NAVY" BY: VILLAGE PEOPLE BONUS QUOTE: "Professional soldiers are predictable, but the world is full of amateurs." UNKNOWN		The idea to this parody came when one of my online friends made a reference to Village People's old hit and called it a "manly men song". And what group of men think they are more manly than the Talibans? Where can you learn terror rid the world of error caused by Western atheism? Where can you be free to make their nightmares come true in the name of anti-ism? Where can you just even kill on sight a heathen and wanted be for terrorism? Sign up for resistance be killed from a distance when your tribe fights globalism! In Al-Qaida, yes, you can fight the bloody yanks In Al-Qaida, and be run over by their tanks In Al-Qaida, come on now, don't you be a bore In Al-Qaida, come on and join our peace-fall corps In Al-Qaida, come on and join Usama, man In Al-Qaida, we'll tell you 'bout which way he ran In Al-Qaida, before the shit did hit the fan In Al-Qaida, in Al-Qaida We want you! We want you! We want you as a new martyr! If you like the Hamas and the way Usama's reputation spreading vast Come on, join the dark side we'll give you a joyride and your life will takeoff fast There's no such as "too young" you can use your "old tongue" licking mail and have a blast You can clear a mine-field be a human zap-shield for the way we live and last In Al-Qaida, come on protect the ancient way In Al-Qaida, and roll with goats in mud and hay In Al-Qaida, yes, you can tail some jackass ass In Al-Qaida, while you enjoy the growth of grass In Al-Qaida, innocent lambs will be your mates In Al-Qaida, come on and knock the pearly gates In Al-Qaida, for you the paradise awaits In Al-Qaida, in Al-Qaida We want you! We want you! We want you as a new martyr! Where can you be hunted make the Top 10 wanted list of FBI-marked scum? Where can you be martyr kill a guy named Arthur if he's just an Anglo bum? Where can you be glorious make George Bush all furious even if you're striking dumb? And if you are cautious make dead virgins nauseous seventy and two the sum In Al-Qaida, dead virgins will be your reward In Al-Qaida, for signing up with our dark horde In Al-Qaida, emancipation's put on hold In Al-Qaida, women shut up when they're told In Al-Qaida, so if you don't like modern ways In Al-Qaida, we have some secret, comfy caves In Al-Qaida, and in the end, some nameless graves In Al-Qaida, in Al-Qaida © Peter Andersson 2002
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