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In my drawer © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "IT'S MY PARTY" BY: LESLEY GORE BONUS QUOTE: "Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?" UNKNOWN |
Damn, I don't know where some laundry has gone And for search have no time I'm glad I'm using cheap brands But hey, t-shirts missing are nine! In my drawer, socks are not in my dra-ouer Not in the shower, not on the flo-ouor Once they were two, now I'm missing one blue Sortin' my undies by remnants of crust Long Johns you never buy white My teenage bed sheets' so hard That they could armour a knight In my drawer, briefs are not in my dra-ouer Not in the locker, not on the rock-ouer Once they were brown, now their numbers are down Used a detergent real strong, and then more Stains aren't taking the hint I once could see how some flies All took off with a sprint In my drawer, jeans are not in my dra-ouer Maybe next door, maybe offsho-ouer I launched them zipped, now I have to go stripped © Peter Andersson 2015 |
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