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In the hills © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "FEEL IT STILL" BY: PORTUGAL. THE MAN BONUS QUOTE: "The best diet shake is the shake your booty makes when you run." UNKNOWN |
He's turning back on a shelf Think he's gotten lost Oughta trace back on himself From caves where wolfs or bears hide an' feed And he's picking up some new speed Oh no, he's way lost out in the sticks now He's been out since yesterday at zero six now Might be really lost, in the effing hills Oh no, he's way lost out in the sticks now Think his GPS is really on the fritz now He's run out of chow, and it's getting chill Got another chafe that bleeds Really need to find a shitter Why are all the bugs there bigger? Sounds under fallen leaves And he's picking up some more speed Oh no, he's way lost out in the sticks now He's not even near a decent Motel 6 now Why'd he do this drill, oughta roll downhill Oh no, he's way lost out in the sticks now Last mark seen said this route's number's six-six-six now Are those carcass' cows? Now he's standing still! He could really go for peas (Oh no, he is hungry in the sticks now) Gone into some carbo cravings Wish he had some Mac and Cheese Starts searching for some honey bees Then he's screaming as they chase him down (Oh no, he is stung out in the sticks now) He's losing it a little From the sound of a giggle He folds and then he falls Oh, mercy him! Is it morning? Is it evening? Is it warming? Is is freezing? Are none coming? Is he getting back? Oh no, he's way lost out in the sticks now Climbing out a gorge that he just have to bridge an' Might be rednecks there, but he'll crest the hill Oh no, he's way lost out in the sticks now He hear banjos playing, and he's seen the flick so Here they're coming now, billies from the hills Oh no, he's way lost out in the sticks now He is squealing like a pig for crazy hicks now Hope it's over soon, 'cos he's feeling ill As they have their fill, but he knows the drill -Ride back? -A snack? -Flapjack? -Ice pack? -Please! © Peter Andersson 2017 |
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