I saw Miley
twerking Santa
Claus

© PETER ANDERSSON

A MUSIC PARODY
BASED ON:
"I SAW MOMMY KISSING
SANTA CLAUS"



BONUS QUOTE:
"Miley Cyrus and her fiance have split up. I guess it just didn't twerk out."
JAY LENO
 
If we're lucky this was just a nightmare of mine, but now that Miley Cyrus has also openly smoked weed on stage at the MTV Awards I fear it might actually be what we'll see next in her continuing struggle to undisneyfy her image.

Additional - January 2014: Friends have informed me that Miley later on actually DID twerk Santa Claus closer to Christmas. CLICK HERE


I saw Miley twerking Santa Claus
On a Cable Christmas Show last night
She rotated her butt
Over Santa's spheric gut
I thought it was f*cked up
that his beard was down on that slut

Then I saw Miley twerking all the elves
And the extras to their pure delight
All the staff and Charlie Sheen
Was trying to get on scene
Miley twerked from pole to pole last night



© Peter Andersson 2013

   

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