I stole de mobile (but I did not get de papacy) © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "I SHOT THE SHERIFF" BY: BOB MARLEY BONUS QUOTE: "A bulletproof popemobile? Now there's faith in action." BILL HICKS |
I stole de mobile, but I did not get de papacy I stole de mobile, but I did not get de papacy All around in de Rome town Dey're trying to track me down Dey say dey have found me sins quirky For a postal of de papacy For a strife over liturgy But I say… I stole de mobile, but I swear it was a sacrament I stole de mobile, and dey say it's an Elysian offense Papa John Paul he elated me His wheels' my bestow Every time I planned a sin He said "Hold it before you blow" He said "Hold it before you blow" Servo, servo… I stole de mobile, but I swear it's for a pilgrimage I stole de mobile, and I say it was no Cardinal offense Free gas came my way one day Dey're faithhearted in dis town All of a sudden I hear bishops and priests claiming my papa's crown So I skipped, I skipped, I skipped dis down And I say if I were guilty I would pay I stole de mobile, but I did not get de papacy I stole de mobile, but I did not get de papacy Paternoster is not chatter to me And what's mine to be must be Every day de pedal's pressed to de floor But one day de bottom will drop out Yes, one day de bottom will drop out But I drive… I drive de mobile, I’m adrift from Christianity I drive de mobile, it’s my hotrod of insanity © Peter Andersson 2005 |
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