I've OCD, need help! © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "REHUMANIZE YOURSELF" BY: THE POLICE BONUS QUOTE: "I can't stop calling the addiction hotline." KENT GRAHAM		This was supposed to be a really boring song about organizing bookshelves. I can't just write funny songs all the time. Some of them have to happen by accident, you know... I sort my stuff like a lexicon The aardvark artwork will stay up-front My books are A to Z or it all feels wrong The way I organize my shelfs My girlfriend Ann said my brain is zonked So'd Beth an' Claire and were ousted prompt But now Patty's cake was the last I romped To find a Queenie I need help I've OCD, need help! I've OCD, need help! I've OCD, need help! I've OCD, need help! Athens, Boston an' Coventry I once took a vacation that was soo me My luggage went to Zurich an' Xapuri They had to put me in restraints Caught purloining an' stopped out front The manager came out all verbal brunt I was "an assh*le", "a b*tch" and "a creepy c*nt" And I was thoroughly impressed! I've OCD, need help! I've OCD, need help! I've OCD, need help! I've OCD, need help! At work I make AA batteries The boss said triple-A's next up for me The thought of promotion was charging me Again I had to be restrained I've Aerococcus when I get germs With porn I'm kinda anal, I can affirm But I've no time to go to the funny farm I have to organize my shelfs I've OCD, need help! I oughta catch some z's I've OCD, need help! I oughta catch some z's I've OCD, need help! I oughta catch some z's I've OCD, need help! I oughta catch some z's I've OCD, need help! I oughta catch some z's © Peter Andersson 2018
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