I've OCD, need help!
© PETER ANDERSSON

A MUSIC PARODY
BASED ON:
"REHUMANIZE YOURSELF"
BY: THE POLICE



BONUS QUOTE:
"I can't stop calling the addiction hotline."
KENT GRAHAM
 
This was supposed to be a really boring song about organizing bookshelves. I can't just write funny songs all the time. Some of them have to happen by accident, you know...
The original song and a video for it can be heard/seen HERE.

I sort my stuff like a lexicon
The aardvark artwork will stay up-front
My books are A to Z or it all feels wrong
The way I organize my shelfs

My girlfriend Ann said my brain is zonked
So'd Beth an' Claire and were ousted prompt
But now Patty's cake was the last I romped
To find a Queenie I need help

I've OCD, need help!
I've OCD, need help!
I've OCD, need help!
I've OCD, need help!

Athens, Boston an' Coventry
I once took a vacation that was soo me
My luggage went to Zurich an' Xapuri
They had to put me in restraints

Caught purloining an' stopped out front
The manager came out all verbal brunt
I was "an assh*le", "a b*tch" and "a creepy c*nt"
And I was thoroughly impressed!

I've OCD, need help!
I've OCD, need help!
I've OCD, need help!
I've OCD, need help!

At work I make AA batteries
The boss said triple-A's next up for me
The thought of promotion was charging me
Again I had to be restrained

I've Aerococcus when I get germs
With porn I'm kinda anal, I can affirm
But I've no time to go to the funny farm
I have to organize my shelfs

I've OCD, need help!
I oughta catch some z's
I've OCD, need help!
I oughta catch some z's
I've OCD, need help!
I oughta catch some z's
I've OCD, need help!
I oughta catch some z's
I've OCD, need help!
I oughta catch some z's



© Peter Andersson 2018

   

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