I wanna be updated © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "I WANNA BE SEDATED" BY: THE RAMONES BONUS QUOTE: "Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?" UNKNOWN		When a man gets to be as old as several hundred parodies he can't help thinking that maybe he's becoming a bit outdated, luckily this childish hobby in itself keeps him young at heart! Ninety-ninety-ninety-four winters or more I wanna be updated Senile and slow, I come from the yore I wanna be updated Just get me out the rocker, and make me 2.0 Buried, buried, buried, my friends I've seen them go I can't control my bladder, I can't reach down my toes No mo-o-o-o-ore Ninety-ninety-ninety-four winters or more I wanna be updated Senile and slow, no heirs I care for I wanna be updated Just get me to a market, where I can be restored Blurry, blurry, blurry, my eyes aren't like before I can't stand in the shower, I wake myself with snore Galo-o-o-o-ore Ninety-ninety-ninety-four winters or more I wanna be updated Senile and slow, I kindly implore I wanna be updated Just get me to the diner, for something good to go Curry, curry, curry, and prunes create a flow I can't control my colon, hence I can't span a ho Gro-o-o-o-o-os! Ninety-ninety-ninety-four winters or more I wanna be updated Senile and slow, I've told you before I wanna be updated Just get me to a doctor, my prostate's gonna blow Furry, furry, furry, the ears are there no more When I'm without my glasses, I'm falling to the floor Done fo-o-o-o-or Blah - blah - blah - blah - blah - blah - blah - When young NURSING HOME STAFF: "He needs to be updated" Blah - blah - blah - blah - blah - blah - blah - World war NURSING HOME STAFF: "He needs to be updated" Blah - blah - blah - blah - blah - blah - blah - Mae West! NURSING HOME STAFF: "He needs to be updated" Blah - blah - blah - blah - blah - blah - blah - All's crap! NURSING HOME STAFF: "He needs to be updated" © Peter Andersson 2006
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