I wanna know (the truth is out there) © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "I WANNA GO" BY: BRITNEY SPEARS BONUS QUOTE: "Nations, corporations, money, and intellectual property are some of the greatest collective hallucinations that man has ever devised." RYAN SHEA |
Last night I was nabbed by aliens There was me, some cows... and God I need a drink! Gotta wipe out All those memories inappropriate Like you know; some ET rectal fingering How I freaked out That was me An abductee Atrociously I-I-I was all pro-o-obed every way-ay-ay In a UFO at night Ay, ay, ay! All the thro-o-oes And the hu-u-urt From the probing up my hind, oh God... I-I-I had been sco-o-oped from the high-high-way Lifted to the sky in flight Why, why, why, will they co-o-ome All this way-ey-ey For this probing of mankind, God... Last night, lifted from my pickup truck Was a green man flipping me to backside up... Gotta drink up I've been told there's no such aliens Maybe they're Obamacare physicians? Cos I blacked out That was muh Mile high degree At age fifty I-I-I had my mo-o-on in the ae-ae-air In a UFO last night Ay, ay, ay! All the thro-o-oes And the hu-u-urt From the probing up my hind, oh God... I-I-I was so do-o-oped I still swae-ae-ay As I'm drinking here tonight Why, why, why, did they co-o-ome All this way-ey-ey For some probing from behind, God... Was released (In my sleep) So I perceive (No mind delete) Was it a dream? (My hind's still green) (Still green, still green, still green, green, green, green) I-I-I and the co-o-ows found our-se-e-elves In a crop circled twilight I-I-I took them ho-o-ome I'm not sma-a-art But to animals I'm kind I-I-I spent some do-o-ough on some hay-ay-ay And they gave me milk alright Ay-ay-ay, but I kno-o-ow For desse-e-ert We'll be M.I.Bs bovines, oh God... © Peter Andersson 2018 |
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