I wanna know (the truth is out there)
© PETER ANDERSSON

A MUSIC PARODY
BASED ON:
"I WANNA GO"
BY: BRITNEY SPEARS



BONUS QUOTE:
"Nations, corporations, money, and intellectual property are some of the greatest collective hallucinations that man has ever devised."
RYAN SHEA
 
Kind of a standard X-files story about extraterrestrial abductions, you've heard it before, I added some cows to make it somewhat original.
The original song and a video for it can be heard/seen HERE.

Last night I was nabbed by aliens
There was me, some cows...
and God I need a drink!
Gotta wipe out
All those memories inappropriate
Like you know; some ET rectal fingering
How I freaked out

That was me
An abductee
Atrociously

I-I-I was all pro-o-obed every way-ay-ay
In a UFO at night
Ay, ay, ay! All the thro-o-oes
And the hu-u-urt
From the probing up my hind, oh God...

I-I-I had been sco-o-oped from the high-high-way
Lifted to the sky in flight
Why, why, why, will they co-o-ome
All this way-ey-ey
For this probing of mankind, God...

Last night, lifted from my pickup truck
Was a green man flipping me to backside up...
Gotta drink up
I've been told there's no such aliens
Maybe they're Obamacare physicians?
Cos I blacked out

That was muh
Mile high degree
At age fifty

I-I-I had my mo-o-on in the ae-ae-air
In a UFO last night
Ay, ay, ay! All the thro-o-oes
And the hu-u-urt
From the probing up my hind, oh God...

I-I-I was so do-o-oped I still swae-ae-ay
As I'm drinking here tonight
Why, why, why, did they co-o-ome
All this way-ey-ey
For some probing from behind, God...

Was released (In my sleep)
So I perceive (No mind delete)
Was it a dream? (My hind's still green)
(Still green, still green, still green, green, green, green)

I-I-I and the co-o-ows found our-se-e-elves
In a crop circled twilight
I-I-I took them ho-o-ome
I'm not sma-a-art
But to animals I'm kind

I-I-I spent some do-o-ough on some hay-ay-ay
And they gave me milk alright
Ay-ay-ay, but I kno-o-ow
For desse-e-ert
We'll be M.I.Bs bovines, oh God...



© Peter Andersson 2018

   

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