I want my chocolate! © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "SWEET LIKE CHOCOLATE" BY: SHANKS & BIGFOOT BONUS QUOTE: "Assuming either the Left Wing or the Right Wing gained control of the country, it would probably fly around in circles." PAT PAULSEN		Swedish foreign minister Carl Bildt made the jested part of the news again (though admittedly via guilt by association) after one of his bodyguards got into a brawl with an English airport security guard over a bag of chocolates. Reportedly the security guard ran away crying after having been told "fuck you" twice by the bodyguard when she wasn't allowed to bring the chocolates with her on the plane (didn't she know that chocolates are well documented weapons of ass destruction?). Anyway, I can't shake the irony of this petty diplomatic incident, five years ago the international war on terrorism meant Western elite troops fighting stalwart Talibans over control of Afghanistan and global persuit of weapons of mass destruction, now it's down to second class ministral hangarounds fighting incompetent airport security over control of the boarding process and personal persuit of tax-free chocolate. I'll keep my chocolate! Keep my chocolate! Having to fly on a plane Ain't so hard when with chocolate bars They're so good when I'm flying for home All I need, and if Belgian I'll moan I'll keep my chocolate girl! Keep my chocolate! It brings me so much joy Get off my chocolate! Gust's what I have when I see How these candies are taken from me There are swear words that fly from my tongue And be glad that you're holding my gun!! Release my chocolate girl! Here, my chocolate! It brings me so much joy Get off my chocolate! Get off my chocolate! F*ck off! You're here every day Let me through with my own special prey Jesus Christ! Don't you bring out the glove! Tax-free chocolate's a gift from above Release my chocolate girl! Here, my chocolate! It brings me so much joy Get off my chocolate! Get off my chocolate! I want my chocolate! I want my chocolate! I want my chocolate! I want my chocolate! © Peter Andersson 2007
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