I want my joe black © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "I WANT MY TEARS BACK" BY: NIGHTWISH BONUS QUOTE: "Person who goes to Starbucks all the time doesn't know how to espresso themselves." JACK SHIT		My yearly vacation is almost over, time to revive that ol' coffee habit. I want my joe black! The get up, the morning, the warm bed calleth-outside's grey No trousers, the mirror, I stumble-I'm losing my sheet I'm warming its water, the heat should up where I need gloves Black coffee, I clamour, home brew to get into the swing Knocked by the flavour, hit the floor Knocked out my callous, hit me, hit me more What I opt for, but I'm prepared Know this beanjuice shatter normal men's due care Knocked by a sample, hit the door Knocked out the sleep of me, so pour me some more Before my job gets me I need to get up off my knees I want my joe black! I need my joe black now! The maker's on the stove, a burning tongue I bemoan A roll call, for brain cells, I long for a barista Knocked by the hotness, hit the wall Knocked out my coolness, hear me, hear my wrawl What I opt for, I come prepared Know this beanjuice brings a normal man's Lord's Prayer Knocked by the fragrance, hit the nose Knocked out the snot of me, to superimpose Before my job gets me I need some black recovery Knocked by the relish, hit the roof Knocked out my dentures, gee, I swallowed the proof And soon my job gets me I can't get there on Earl Grey tea I want my joe black! I need my joe black now! (LONG BOILING INTERLUDE) Knocked by the habit, hit the lights Knocked out the night of me with coffee that bites Before my job gets me I need to throw back black you see Live through the ritual, hit the road Laugh at Espresso Light, I'm no longer noob Before my job gets me I need a cup - nah make that three! I need my joe black! I want my joe black now! © Peter Andersson 2015
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