I want the Necronomicon for Christmas © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "I WANT A HIPPOPOTAMUS FOR CHRISTMAS" BONUS QUOTE: "Be naughty, save Santa a trip." UNKNOWN		This is a song I wish I would have written as an innocent seven year old during antsy prechristmas fighting with my little sister. Unfortunatelly it took fellow veteran parodist Matthias another fourtythree years to come up with the title idea and suggest it to me, but here it is now. I want the Necronomicon for Christmas And an evil zombie army too The book straight from Hell I want the real McCoy I want the Necronomicon My sis would be annoyed I want the Necronomicon for Christmas Or anything by Edgar Allan Poe I need an excuse Set demons on the loose Just get me what I ask for Not a film with Scooby-Doo I can see us start an Armageddon Siblings-fight upstairs But I'll make her run and hide With Cthulhu by my side We'll catch her favorite Barbie unaware I want the Necronomicon for Christmas And a Mechagodzilla or two That'll be my style I'll reign sulphurous I'm gonna nuke her only Snuffleupagus With Satan from my pillow fortress view Gran says that Baal will eat my soul as well Granpa says that Yule is an idolatry from Hell I'm done with reading Grimm I want some more pizzazz I'll build a lair And read a prayer That Wiccans would applause I can hear us screech like Armageddon Gargoyle-pairs upstairs But my toys will break the tie With the lasers in their eyes They'll make a crispy of her Teddy Bear I want the Necronomicon for Christmas And some ancient evil Goa'ulds Sis run and hide From Nosferatuses I do not wish toys from Toys"R"Us-esses But if Mommy hears this song then I'll be screwed © Peter Andersson 2015
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