John Doe vegan had a farm © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "OLD MACDONALD HAD A FARM" BONUS QUOTE: Is a rivalry between two vegetarians still called a beef?" BILL MURRAY		If we're not supposed to eat animals, why are they made of food? Offer me Tofu Turkey for Thanksgiving and I'll tell you to stuff it! John Doe vegan had a farm E-I-E-I-O And on that farm no meat's allowed E-I-E-I-NO! Not a moo-moo there Or an oink I swear Not a quack, from a duck Or even a cluck-cluck John Doe vegan had a farm E-I-E-I-O John Doe vegan had a farm E-I-E-I-O And on that farm there was this norm E-I-E-I-O That he barf-barfed here And he barf-barfed there Here a barf, there a barf Everywhere a barf-barf John Doe vegan had a farm E-I-E-I-O John Doe vegan's leeky farts E-I-E-I-ewww... Was made worse by his soybean tarts E-I-E-I-ewww... Hit the Richter Scale When he added kale People frowned, all around Nearby's now a ghost town John Doe vegan's leeky farts E-I-E-I-ewww... John Doe vegan had a farm E-I-E-I-O He looked like shit like vegans do E-I-E-I-O He was growing pale While an effing snail Had him beat, in the heat To the effing salad John Doe vegan had a farm E-I-E-I-O John Doe vegan died in peas E-I-E-I-O His pulse crops made him ill at ease E-I-E-I-O Choked on apple peels And his own ideals Had him downed, fell to ground Now he's feeding maggots John Doe vegan died in peas E-I-E-I-O © Peter Andersson 2016
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