Kangaroos (vs Volvos) © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "WATERLOO" BY: ABBA BONUS QUOTE: "They promised us flying cars but instead we got 140 characters." PETER THIEL		This one goes out to my parody loving friends down under, out of the blue suddenly doomed to fall behind on the technological evolution because of their very special kind of wildlife, wreaking havoc in the progressing self-driving car industry, when such vehicles can't handle tracking kangaroos because of the unique way in which they move. What a crock(y deal)! Read more about it here. The original song and a video for it can be heard/seen HERE. Oh my - From Kangaroos I've buckles in the fender Oh yeah - Now I must end my test drive, bite the bullet, drive away These jumpabout Ozzies in pelt Is stretching my self-tightening belt Kangaroos - Car's overheated from rows of roo Kangaroos - Profits down under is gonna blow Kangaroos - Jump the estate as they're used to do Kangaroos - Halting my car more than ice and snow Roo! Roo! Roo! Roo! Kangaroos - Volvo's not seeing the Kangaroos! A.I. - I've tried a fresch reboot upon the clunker Oh crap - I soil my jeans, as jumper-cables skids it to the right My self-driving car's on the loose I'd jump on some self-running shoes Kangaroos - Car's in the ditch, it might need a tow Kangaroos - Poisonous snakes there's a fear, I know Kangaroos - Never have I had to move this slow Kangaroos - Death Metal's stuck on the stereo Roo! Roo! Roo! Roo! Kangaroos - Volvo is doomed by those Kangaroos! And now it's a hooptie refuse I'm flipped by koalas on cruise Am I through? - "Car's on the barbie" states Cockatoos In my view - Nowhere in sight is an ice bear though Roo! Roo! Roo! Roo! Kangaroos - Volvos mix better with Caribous! Underoos - This line has none with the rest to do Roo! Roo! Roo! Roo! Underoos - Filling the rest out to get me through © Peter Andersson 2017
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